I need a job opportunity in T.O.

For anyone who's been reading here recently, I am actively looking for work. Some of you have enjoyed, or were stirred against, or been amused at good 'ol CQ and his ramblings and commentaries. But at the end of every day, I am just yet another living person.
I have undertaken a decent amount of career schooling since passing the age of 18. First choice is I would love to re-settle into any kind of intermediate to junior level accounting role! I am not seeking a managerial role. I can succeed well independently whenever completing and improving job task functions. Please don’t pre-suppose my salary expectations.
There are some things I cannot or prefer not to do, yet there are more things that I can do.
I am not so literal as a written piece of made-in-stone paper. I would be thankful of re-settling into a quiet steady retail or office opportunity if that were available. I do not function so greatly within very loud situations. Nor am I 'posh' by Posh's high standards. I can lift reasonably heavy objects, but not all day long with now middle-aged limbs. I used to scan the Japanese stock market book for dividend info. so many years ago. Like I knew Honda 1 from Honda 30 - well I needed to then and so did. Nor am I a camel; I take washroom breaks, not smoke breaks. I like working in 'business casual' attire and with a generally welcoming attitude. But I am definitely no sales person. (Even as a cub scout), people don’t usually connect me with “yes I’ll buy now”. I'm not a 'foodie' either - my nose takes tissue too often, for that. I am a thinker and an improvement search type. I am firm and understanding, not rigid and set.
Surely there is an obtainable role within Toronto* for me? And sorry, my references are zero and/or a laundry list of lurkish petty backstabbers. (Else-wise this isn't posted or needed.) Hey, I didn't pick 'em, they just were...
Please. Not a wall of unasked for refusals or your reasons against my career participation. However, if you truly can offer the assistance of a job/career opportunity, (and/or definitely know someone who can, and more importantly - will), then please go ahead and contact me via classic25blog@yahoo.ca

*real Toronto. Not an outlying GTA field of which no one could commute to. That agency 'offer' proposal had happened - and I once took work requiring over 2 hours of city - provincial - then smaller city public transit, each way, through Winter and Summer.