Garage Sale Signs.
I love garage sales. More precisely; street sales, multi-family sales, church sales, yard sales... If I were independently wealthy, I'd be one of those trekking along to that annual Tennessee region string of highway yard sales. Yup, haggling a quarter over some slightly chipped, weather damaged, plastic armchair.
Actually I like finding those real bargains. Like near-mint condition CDs of now-forgotten bands like Frozen Ghost, and Platinum Blonde, for one dollar each.
Their notice signs are another story!
We never find them posted on a Tuesday thru Thrusday. BEFORE an actual weekend sale. Oh no. But guaranteed for another six weeks after - there they are! Messily tacked to telephone polls, mailboxes, you name it. Telling you how you missed that sale.