Not-awesome #993

# 993.
Garage Sale Signs.
I love garage sales.  More precisely; street sales, multi-family sales, church sales, yard sales...  If I were independently wealthy, I'd be one of those trekking along to that annual Tennessee region string of highway yard sales.  Yup, haggling a quarter over some slightly chipped, weather damaged, plastic armchair.
Actually I like finding those real bargains.  Like near-mint condition CDs of now-forgotten bands like Frozen Ghost, and Platinum Blonde, for one dollar each.
Their notice signs are another story!
We never find them posted on a Tuesday thru Thrusday.  BEFORE an actual weekend sale.  Oh no.  But guaranteed for another six weeks after - there they are!  Messily tacked to telephone polls, mailboxes, you name it.  Telling you how you missed that sale.
Not-awesome.